How to choose Slot for BITSAT ?

BITSAT Slot : Which one I should opt for ??

How to choose Day of the Fight ?

All Dates of BITSAT : 16 May to 30 May 2017 .

Well , you’re not focused on advance but still you’ll give it if you become eligible. So not 21 May . With it you must not give any exam one or two days before it . So, not 19 and 20 May too.

Now, 16–18 + 22–30 May is left.

Every one

1. Dude, If you’re half-hearted about BITS and studied a lot for Advance but were never able to score good in mock test. Then, you’ll definitely try for JEE Adv. in 1.5 month after JEE Main.

• So, Go for 16–18 May, but remember when you come back from BITSAT paper, in case you screw it, don’t think your speed is less or you are not able to solve tricky questions. It’s BITSAT … what you’ve done is for Advance. Say to your heart, “Mamu, 3 din baad apunka bhi time aayenga…”
• 16<17<18 your priority.
• Now those people who are willing to go for VIT or SRM or any college , you’ll have counsellings in second week around 11–14 May and as they’ll call you to campus. It takes time to travel back to your BITSAT center city. So 16–17 are not cool dates for you people.

1. Again My Friend, If you are really well aware about yourself that Advance is not a thing for you….. just like a girl “way out of your league” . Then, you make up your mind that you’ll come out of Exam center after Advance smile and say “F*ck JEE , I always wanted BITS …. No attendance shit and all ”. And whenever someone asks you How was Advance you’ll say repeat it loudly with full confidence.

• Then 22–30 are your days, coz your 2 month plan after mains can lead you to a very good score in BITSAT. You just need to work on speed in these months and needn’t focus on Concept deepening thats for Advance. Plan good and work hard in these months.
• Priority for you is 30 > 29 …. >22.
• It’s no harm in giving exam on next day of advance. I screwed advance and thought “Koi nahi!! Manjil mil i jayegi aaj nahi toh kal hi sahi, Gumrah toh vo hai jo ghar se nikale hi nahi… ” and unexpectedly score good in BITSAT .

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Fellas, now which slot of a day??

How does this sounds “A cricket team practiced two years of day match and went to play day-night” ??

Foolish! you all practiced a lot mock papers on timing of 9–12 so go for that as priority only.

In case, only the other one is left and you need that particular day. Take it!!

The cricket team might be INDIA …. and It knows how to win in different situations.

If you people are thinking I should have written Australia as its better in different situations . Then “F*ck Off! I just love my India.”

Just Kidding . Peace.

All the best.

“Ye Raahe le jayengi manjil tak hosala rakh suna hai kabhi andhere ne savera hone na diya ho !!! ”